neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via galadriels)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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(via lubricates)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

image

(via lubricates)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via lubricates)